1
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[Crow caws]

2
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So I ran into Reverend Hayver
at the Frugal Hoosier.

3
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Nothing good ever comes
after<i> that</i> sentence.

4
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[Sighs] Yeah, well,
he not-so-subtly reminded me

5
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that we never had Brick confirmed.

6
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We were supposed to have him
confirmed two years ago, Mike.

7
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In the eyes of God, that's pretty bad.

8
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Well, I seem to be fine so far.

9
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That's debatable.
So, did you push him off?

10
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Well, I tried to, but he cornered me,

11
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and I started making up excuses.

12
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"Oh, I was sick."

13
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"There was a whole thing with my mom."

14
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Look, I went down a road,
and long story short,

15
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there's a ceremony next week,
and Brick's doin' it.

16
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What?! I'm not prepared!

17
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How am I gonna learn
all that stuff in a week?

18
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You stopped driving me to Sunday school.

19
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You told me to watch 15 minutes

20
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of "Hour of Power" and let you sleep.

21
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Don't worry. I got ahead of it.

22
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I already called Reverend TimTom.

23
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Now, he doesn't do privates,
but we're in luck

24
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'cause this week he's hosting
the Wilderness Jesus Jam.

25
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You lost me at "wilderness."

26
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[Sighs]

27
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Okay, look,

28
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you know I would<i> never</i> break
a confidence,

29
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but I'm gonna break my
no-confidence-breaking rule

30
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just this once and confide in you

31
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'cause I think our friend
really needs our help.

32
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I think Lexie hasn't been
herself lately because...

33
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- She's crushing on Axl.
- How did you know that?

34
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Oh, please, every time
he comes over to do laundry,

35
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she wearthat top that
shows off her shoulders.

36
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Plus, she does that move
where she piles her hair up

37
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and lets it fall, like...

38
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Nobody takes that many tries
to put their hair up.

39
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She knows where her hair is.

40
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Wow. That is<i> impressive!</i>

41
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Your straight-dar is really good.

42
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Practically a superpower.

43
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That's how I know you have feelings...

44
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[whispering] for Sean Donahue.

45
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What?!

46
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First of all, shut up. I do<i> not.</i>

47
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And second of all,
how did you know that?

48
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Anytime someone mentions his name,

49
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you get this goofy smile on your face.

50
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Whenever he came to your house
in high school,

51
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you took your retainer out.

52
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And you told me you liked him
that night we tried wine.

53
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Okay, well, that's a conversation

54
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for when we're old enough to drink wine.

55
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Right now we need to focus on Lexie

56
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'cause she needs
some serious cheering-up.

57
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- You've come to the right place.
- Mm-hmm.

58
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What level are we talking about?

59
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Well, she tried to flirt
with Axl over spring break,

60
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and he doesn't even know she's alive.

61
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I mean, think about it,
the girl's gotten everything

62
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she's ever wanted in her whole life,

63
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and the one thing she<i> can't</i> have is Axl?

64
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[Shudders] That's pretty sad.

65
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Wow. That<i> is</i> sad.

66
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No question we got to go big.

67
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[Smooching]

68
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Mm, I'm really glad
you decided to kiss me.

69
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Me too. This is awesome.

70
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<i>You're</i> awesome.

71
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Let's not tell anyone.

72
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What?

73
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I mean [chuckles] I want to tell people.

74
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Duh. Why wouldn't I?

75
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Look, it... it's just... with April,

76
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my family got all... up in my business,

77
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and if I tell them about this,

78
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they're gonna think it's too soon,
my parents will get all judgy.

79
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Next thing you know, I'll spite-marry
you, and we'll end up divorced.

80
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Trust me. We'll be much happier
if we just keep this a secret.

81
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Plus my dad just made the final payment
on my annulment, so there's that.

82
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No, I get it.

83
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I'm just bummed.

84
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I'm with such a cute guy,
and I can't tell anyone?

85
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Well, you can tell <i>that</i> guy.

86
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I like him.

87
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- We like each other.
- Don't care.

88
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That was not satisfying.

89
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All right, happy campers,

90
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grab a bunk, and let's get our Bible on.

91
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Uh...

92
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I was here first.

93
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No, I believe I was here first.

94
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Would you mind taking the bottom bunk?

95
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I'm scared of enclosed spaces.

96
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Well, I'm scared of being crushed

97
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in a bizarre bunk accident.

98
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Great. Now I'm scared of that, too,

99
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which means I've got the enclosed spaces

100
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<i>plus</i> your thing, so...

101
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- [Chord plays]
-  It's the Wilderness Jesus Jam 

102
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 We'll learn about God
and how beavers build dams 

103
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 We'll eat loaves and catch fishes 

104
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 Then clean up our dishes 

105
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 'Cause bears eat kids and clergymen 

106
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 "Don't put your God to the test" 

107
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 Jesus said to the devil
in the wilderness 

108
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 Don't forget to pack
bug spray, Bibles, and Bactine 

109
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 And always go to
the bathroom downstream 

110
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That's important.

111
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Okay, we're back from our bathroom break

112
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and ready to play
some more Jesus Jeopardy.

113
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Once again, our categories are...

114
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"Saint or Sinner?"
"Diseases of the Bible,"

115
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"Potent Parables," and "Who Begat Whom?"

116
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Whoever wins this round
gets the staff of Moses.

117
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[Chuckling] Now, that's not gonna
help you to part the Red Sea,

118
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but it will snag you 30 minutes
of computer time.

119
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All websites to be approved
by yours truly.

120
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[Stomps foot]

121
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All righty.

122
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Brick is in the lead
and sniffing victory,

123
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but Kevin has control of the board.

124
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Uh, I'll take
"Saint or Sinner?" for $300.

125
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 He was one of the guests
at Jesus' last dinner 

126
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 But he dined and dashed 

127
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 Was he a saint or a sinner? 

128
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He was a sinner, and who is Judas?

129
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"Judas" is correct!

130
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Uh, I'll take "Diseases
of the Bible" for $600.

131
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 Give him a hand
and a foot and a knee 

132
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 It's not a new way to clap 

133
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 You've got...  Leprosy!

134
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That is correct, Brick,
and seeing as our time is up,

135
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with 2,000 points,
you are our reigning champion.

136
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But... he didn't answer
in the form of a question.

137
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Oh, I'm sorry.

138
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Who is holding Moses' staff?

139
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"Who" is me.

140
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Who is a cheater?

141
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"Who" is you.

142
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Okay, permission to drop
the "Who is" structure

143
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'cause I think
it's kind of run its course.

144
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I'm not a cheater!

145
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

146
00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,204
I don't know what's going on,

147
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but you two have been going
at it like Cain and Abel

148
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since you got here.

149
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Okay, while the rest of us

150
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go on the Footprints in the Mud
nature hike,

151
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I want the two of you to stay here

152
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and figure out how to get along.

153
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And if you happen to write
a song about tolerance,

154
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that would be great.

155
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I could use it up in Clarksdale.

156
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A lot of hubbub about who
can use what bathroom lately.

157
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Frankie: <i>When Sue and Brad
set out to cheer someone up,</i>

158
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<i>nobody can stop them,</i>

159
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<i>not even the person
they're trying to cheer up.</i>

160
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Do I love this?

161
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- Yes.   - Yes.

162
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Am I a rainbow? Am I dolphins?

163
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Am I America? Am I my parents?!

164
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[Buzzer]

165
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That's the pizza.

166
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Am I pizza?

167
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Closer.

168
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[Whistling]

169
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Ha!

170
00:05:47,618 --> 00:05:48,817
Come on, Lexie.

171
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We're re-enacting the "Friends" opening.

172
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- Whoo!
- [Laughs]

173
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Lexie, where are you?

174
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You're being such a Phoebe right now!

175
00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,323
- Hey!
- Brad: That's it.

176
00:06:06,392 --> 00:06:08,299
No more sleepovers, no more tacos,

177
00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:09,834
and no more re-enacting
the opening sequence

178
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- from beloved sitcoms.
- Oh, thank God.

179
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This is a dating ambush,

180
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and we are first responders.

181
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Ooh, that sounded kind of scary.

182
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Trust us, the best way
to get over somebody

183
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is to meet somebody new.

184
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And your date is waiting
at the bar for us right now.

185
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- Oh. No. Guys, no, no, no.
- Come on.     - Yes.

186
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- Let's go. Come on.
- No, no, no. No, no, no, guys.

187
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It's not... necessary.

188
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Come on!

189
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- [Sighs]
- [Door closes]

190
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[Sarcastically] Thanks a lot.

191
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I've missed Swimming with the
Savior<i> and</i> Canoeing with Christ

192
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'cause you won't admit you started it.

193
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Oh, I'll admit I started it

194
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when I<i> start</i> it, which I did not do.

195
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Now, if you don't mind,
I'm getting confirmed next week,

196
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and I need to brush up on 2,000
years' worth of Bible facts.

197
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[Sighs]

198
00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:54,125
Hey, that's my Bible!

199
00:06:54,194 --> 00:06:56,060
Uh, no, it is not.

200
00:06:56,129 --> 00:06:57,629
I wrote "BH" right here.

201
00:06:57,731 --> 00:06:59,764
It doesn't say "BH." It says "BF."

202
00:06:59,866 --> 00:07:02,100
No, it says "BH"... Brick Heck.

203
00:07:02,202 --> 00:07:05,503
No, it says "BF"... Blake Ferguson.

204
00:07:05,605 --> 00:07:07,171
Oh, my God.

205
00:07:07,274 --> 00:07:08,973
Blake Ferguson?

206
00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:10,909
<i>The</i> Blake Ferguson?!

207
00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:12,405
We're practically brothers!

208
00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,117
Hey!

209
00:07:13,219 --> 00:07:14,012
What are you talking about?

210
00:07:14,114 --> 00:07:16,590
Uh, it's me... Brick.

211
00:07:16,664 --> 00:07:17,463
Brick Heck!

212
00:07:17,565 --> 00:07:18,731
We were switched at birth!

213
00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:20,266
I spent the first month
of my life with your family,

214
00:07:20,368 --> 00:07:22,535
and you spent the first month
of your life with my family.

215
00:07:22,604 --> 00:07:24,237
Why aren't you more excited about this?

216
00:07:24,339 --> 00:07:26,339
You're acting like you've
never heard this story before.

217
00:07:26,441 --> 00:07:28,341
You've never heard this story before.

218
00:07:28,409 --> 00:07:29,542
You're lying.

219
00:07:29,644 --> 00:07:30,943
It is very un-cool to lie

220
00:07:31,012 --> 00:07:33,980
and triply un-cool to do it
at Wilderness Jesus Jam!

221
00:07:34,082 --> 00:07:35,615
I'm not lying.

222
00:07:35,717 --> 00:07:36,883
Your name is Blake Ferguson.

223
00:07:36,985 --> 00:07:38,251
You live in Orson Heights.

224
00:07:38,319 --> 00:07:39,919
Your parents are
Charlie and Anna Ferguson.

225
00:07:40,021 --> 00:07:41,621
You were born October 15, 2001,

226
00:07:41,723 --> 00:07:44,490
at Orson County Hospital,
but my mom stole your mom's room

227
00:07:44,592 --> 00:07:46,292
and my dad got distracted
by a sports game on TV

228
00:07:46,394 --> 00:07:47,727
and they accidentally took you home!

229
00:07:47,795 --> 00:07:48,861
That did not happen!

230
00:07:48,963 --> 00:07:50,463
My parents would <i>never</i> let that happen!

231
00:07:50,565 --> 00:07:52,565
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

232
00:07:52,634 --> 00:07:55,565
I don't know what the problem
is here, but whatever it is,

233
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I'm sure the Rovin' Rev can help.

234
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Ha. We were switched at birth.

235
00:07:58,942 --> 00:08:00,976
Uh, it was a month
before anyone figured it out.

236
00:08:01,078 --> 00:08:02,244
I assumed he knew all this,

237
00:08:02,346 --> 00:08:03,879
but apparently,
his parents never told him,

238
00:08:03,981 --> 00:08:05,480
and he does not
seem to be taking it well.

239
00:08:05,582 --> 00:08:07,382
[Chord plays]

240
00:08:07,484 --> 00:08:08,583
[Sighs]

241
00:08:08,685 --> 00:08:10,786
I don't have a song for that.

242
00:08:10,888 --> 00:08:12,120
[Sighs]

243
00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:14,890
When's Brick getting home?

244
00:08:14,992 --> 00:08:15,991
I think tomorrow.

245
00:08:16,093 --> 00:08:18,293
- [Door opens]
- There he is!        - Hey!

246
00:08:18,395 --> 00:08:19,761
How was the Jesus Jam?

247
00:08:19,863 --> 00:08:20,862
Brick: It was good.

248
00:08:20,931 --> 00:08:22,497
I learned about the plague of boils,

249
00:08:22,599 --> 00:08:23,999
I memorized the Apostles' Creed,

250
00:08:24,101 --> 00:08:27,035
and participated in some rather
ribald nighttime bunk chat,

251
00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:28,170
where I was informed that third base

252
00:08:28,272 --> 00:08:29,905
is quite a bit further than I thought.

253
00:08:30,007 --> 00:08:31,039
[Coughs]

254
00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:33,942
But... you're never
gonna believe who I met.

255
00:08:34,044 --> 00:08:36,077
[Doorbell rings]

256
00:08:38,749 --> 00:08:41,116
How<i> dare</i> you let your son tell our son

257
00:08:41,218 --> 00:08:42,284
they were switched at birth!

258
00:08:42,386 --> 00:08:44,653
[Chuckles nervously]

259
00:08:46,576 --> 00:08:49,535
<i>Axl decided he wasn't too
concerned about Lexie's date.</i>

260
00:08:49,689 --> 00:08:52,212
<i>After all, he was a friend
of Brad and Sue's.</i>

261
00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:54,492
<i>But he thought he'd
swing by just for fun.</i>

262
00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,500
[Axl whistling]

263
00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:58,469
- What?! No, it's not.
- [Chuckles]

264
00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,037
[Sighs] Oh, my gosh!

265
00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,840
- Hi, guys. What are you doing here?
- Axl.

266
00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:04,341
Just having some dinner
with some friends.

267
00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,543
There's no extra chairs.
We already asked. So, bye!

268
00:09:06,645 --> 00:09:07,511
[Chuckles] What's the rush?

269
00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,579
I'm sorry. Do I know you?

270
00:09:08,647 --> 00:09:10,614
Hey. I'm one of Brad's friends.

271
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:13,217
Oh...

272
00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,519
Wow, yes. You must be
a theater major, huh?

273
00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:16,954
Acting... that's a tough business.

274
00:09:17,022 --> 00:09:20,217
Hey, what did the theater major
say when he got his degree?

275
00:09:20,398 --> 00:09:21,797
"You want fries with that?"

276
00:09:21,866 --> 00:09:23,032
'Cause he couldn't get a good job.

277
00:09:23,134 --> 00:09:24,767
I don't find that funny.

278
00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:26,936
Actually, I'm a business major.

279
00:09:27,038 --> 00:09:27,937
Oh.

280
00:09:28,039 --> 00:09:30,106
- So am I.
- Oh, yeah?

281
00:09:30,174 --> 00:09:32,749
I'm surprised I haven't seen you
around the business library.

282
00:09:32,818 --> 00:09:35,211
Well, that's not because
I didn't know there was one.

283
00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,488
I've been very busy starring
on the football team.

284
00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:40,250
I didn't get your name.

285
00:09:40,352 --> 00:09:41,478
Chester Lansing.

286
00:09:41,547 --> 00:09:44,978
- Oh! The guy who killed two people.
- Chester: No.

287
00:09:45,046 --> 00:09:46,697
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was his name.
- [Chuckles nervously]

288
00:09:46,766 --> 00:09:48,625
He got off 'cause they could
never find the murder weapon,

289
00:09:48,693 --> 00:09:50,031
so he's still out there...

290
00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,111
somewhere.

291
00:09:51,214 --> 00:09:52,246
Sue: Well...

292
00:09:52,315 --> 00:09:54,890
this has been <i>so</i> awesome catching up,

293
00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,851
but we gotta go, so...

294
00:09:56,919 --> 00:09:58,385
Yeah, we're going back to the apartment

295
00:09:58,454 --> 00:09:59,736
to watch a movie and have a nightcap.

296
00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:02,723
And by "nightcap," I mean fruit
juice in champagne glasses.

297
00:10:02,825 --> 00:10:03,791
Mm-hmm.

298
00:10:03,893 --> 00:10:05,292
So, buh-bye!

299
00:10:12,201 --> 00:10:13,834
[Sighs] We sure we want to watch a movie

300
00:10:13,936 --> 00:10:15,302
on a school night?

301
00:10:20,643 --> 00:10:22,109
So, you see, Blake,

302
00:10:22,211 --> 00:10:24,111
it was kind of the hospital's screw-up

303
00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:25,446
because they gave me the room

304
00:10:25,515 --> 00:10:27,081
that your mom was supposed to get.

305
00:10:27,149 --> 00:10:29,617
[Chuckling] That's why they thought
there were two baby Fergusons.

306
00:10:29,685 --> 00:10:30,951
Hmm.

307
00:10:31,433 --> 00:10:33,787
My mom says you took her room
'cause it was nicer.

308
00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:36,276
Well, yes, technically,

309
00:10:36,301 --> 00:10:37,600
but we didn't ask for the room,

310
00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:40,503
so what we did was wrong,
but it wasn't<i> bad.</i>

311
00:10:40,572 --> 00:10:42,271
See, there are
different levels of wrong.

312
00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,973
This is what we call "light wrong."

313
00:10:44,075 --> 00:10:45,108
If I had stayed your mom,

314
00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:47,510
I would have explained this to you.

315
00:10:47,612 --> 00:10:49,412
What's important to remember, Blake,

316
00:10:49,514 --> 00:10:50,746
is that the authorities determined

317
00:10:50,815 --> 00:10:52,081
that we were not to blame.

318
00:10:52,183 --> 00:10:53,416
It was these people.

319
00:10:53,518 --> 00:10:56,519
Well, not exactly<i> people.</i>

320
00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:58,621
Actually, it was this one's fault

321
00:10:58,723 --> 00:10:59,989
for watching the football game

322
00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:02,358
and not paying attention
to which baby was his.

323
00:11:02,427 --> 00:11:04,827
Well, shame on me for expecting a mother

324
00:11:04,929 --> 00:11:06,796
to recognize her own baby.

325
00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:08,686
It's not called <i>father's</i> intuition.

326
00:11:08,788 --> 00:11:10,922
Fathers are supposed to watch
the game and smoke cigars,

327
00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:12,056
which is what I did.

328
00:11:12,158 --> 00:11:14,325
Well, we don't like
to dwell on the past.

329
00:11:14,394 --> 00:11:15,994
Seems like you do 'cause
you drove all the way

330
00:11:16,062 --> 00:11:17,629
across town to do it. [Chuckles]

331
00:11:17,731 --> 00:11:20,064
People who steal babies
shouldn't throw stones.

332
00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:21,165
[Exhales sharply]

333
00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:23,635
But as long as the cat's out of the bag,

334
00:11:23,737 --> 00:11:25,036
you might as well have this.

335
00:11:25,138 --> 00:11:27,372
It's your baby book.

336
00:11:27,998 --> 00:11:29,274
It is?

337
00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:31,889
You kept a book? Of me?

338
00:11:32,763 --> 00:11:34,098
Wow.

339
00:11:34,373 --> 00:11:36,325
You gave me a one-month birthday party?

340
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,878
Well, you were our first.

341
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,814
We went a little overboard.

342
00:11:39,882 --> 00:11:42,817
I know most parents don't
celebrate one-month birthdays.

343
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,219
Some don't even
celebrate<i> actual</i> birthdays.

344
00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:46,120
[Sighs]

345
00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:48,155
So do you have my baby book?

346
00:11:49,204 --> 00:11:50,791
Of course, but...

347
00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:54,195
our basement recently flooded, and...

348
00:11:54,263 --> 00:11:56,301
shoot, Mike, was Blake's baby book

349
00:11:56,326 --> 00:11:57,555
with the panda on the cover

350
00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:59,275
in the box that we lost in the flood?

351
00:11:59,377 --> 00:12:01,074
- It was.
- [Sighs]

352
00:12:01,176 --> 00:12:03,389
And all those home movies
we took of him? - Yep.

353
00:12:03,449 --> 00:12:06,040
Please tell me the portrait we had
painted of him wasn't... - Same box.

354
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,274
Oh.

355
00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:10,195
Brick: "His favorite book
is 'Good Night, Gorilla'.

356
00:12:10,222 --> 00:12:12,722
Every time we read it to him,
he kicks his little legs."

357
00:12:12,824 --> 00:12:15,225
And here's a picture of you
reading it to me!

358
00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:16,793
What was my favorite book?

359
00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:19,028
Yeah, we'd love to know.

360
00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,697
Well, yes, of course.

361
00:12:22,178 --> 00:12:24,134
You loved...

362
00:12:24,594 --> 00:12:27,370
Loni Anderson's "My Life in High Heels."

363
00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:28,805
I skipped the Burt Reynolds parts.

364
00:12:28,907 --> 00:12:29,973
[Chuckles] Too racy.

365
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,841
That's the kind of mom I am...
overprotective.

366
00:12:31,943 --> 00:12:33,728
[Growls, chuckles]

367
00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:36,074
Brick: "November 12, 2001.

368
00:12:36,247 --> 00:12:37,713
It snowed today.

369
00:12:37,815 --> 00:12:39,315
We cozied up in the reading nook

370
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,583
with our beautiful boy

371
00:12:40,651 --> 00:12:42,551
and listened to classical music."

372
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:44,520
I had a reading nook?

373
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,655
I listened to classical music?

374
00:12:46,757 --> 00:12:49,024
You know, I've always loved
classical music,

375
00:12:49,093 --> 00:12:51,860
but my "dad" calls it dentist music.

376
00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:55,297
Wow. So much of who I am
is finally making sense to me.

377
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:58,237
Well, there's one more thing
we have for you.

378
00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:00,636
Mr. Ribbits.

379
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,404
Come on!

380
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,940
We have one more thing for you, as well.

381
00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:07,309
You loved...

382
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,979
this Colts towel.

383
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,381
Uh... are you sure about that, Frankie?

384
00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:16,232
I don't remember Blake
liking<i> my</i> lucky Colts towel

385
00:13:16,257 --> 00:13:17,789
that if I'm not holding it
when they play,

386
00:13:17,892 --> 00:13:19,267
the Colts don't win.

387
00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:20,926
I think what he really loved

388
00:13:21,028 --> 00:13:23,896
was your commemorative
Royal Family plate.

389
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:25,130
Are you sure, Mike?

390
00:13:25,232 --> 00:13:26,832
Because that plate
is worth a lot of money,

391
00:13:26,934 --> 00:13:27,966
and this towel is worthless.

392
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,601
Yeah, but I remember early on,

393
00:13:29,637 --> 00:13:31,136
we taught the boy
that there are some things

394
00:13:31,238 --> 00:13:32,304
that are more important than money,

395
00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:35,207
like magical towels
that help the Colts win.

396
00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:39,811
[Sniffs]

397
00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:41,926
I like it.

398
00:13:42,716 --> 00:13:44,149
Well...

399
00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:46,585
we've got a lot of packing to do.

400
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:49,021
Yes, uh, my husband's
taking a sabbatical

401
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,529
from the university,

402
00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:52,675
and we're going
on a month-long family trip

403
00:13:52,711 --> 00:13:55,243
to visit the birthplaces
of great American authors.

404
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,134
[Whimpers]

405
00:13:56,254 --> 00:13:57,319
Let's go, son.

406
00:13:59,076 --> 00:14:00,442
[Sighs]

407
00:14:02,026 --> 00:14:03,559
Brick!

408
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,033
Those are nice socks.

409
00:14:11,525 --> 00:14:13,150
Do you know if they
make them for guys, or...?

410
00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:16,005
Axl! Can you help me with
the fruit juice, please?

411
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,986
What are you doing? You're acting crazy.

412
00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:24,122
Am I? I'm not the one who's kissing
one guy and dating another.

413
00:14:24,191 --> 00:14:26,324
What am I supposed to do?
You don't want to tell anyone.

414
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,392
I don't even like Chester.

415
00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:28,860
Oh, of course you do.

416
00:14:28,929 --> 00:14:30,228
He's exactly like me, only better.

417
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,296
He's Better Axl.

418
00:14:31,398 --> 00:14:33,165
He's better-looking,
he's better at business,

419
00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:34,533
he's better at being tall.

420
00:14:34,635 --> 00:14:35,967
Why are you acting so crazy?

421
00:14:36,036 --> 00:14:37,202
You know I like you.

422
00:14:37,304 --> 00:14:38,403
That's the problem...

423
00:14:38,472 --> 00:14:40,257
you like me, so you're gonna
like him even more.

424
00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:42,007
You might like generic ice cream,

425
00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:44,138
but if someone gives you
Haagen-Dazs, you're gonna take it.

426
00:14:44,207 --> 00:14:45,559
I didn't think you
were the jealous type.

427
00:14:45,628 --> 00:14:48,337
Only when it comes to myself,
which he is.

428
00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:49,623
Brad, what are we gonna do?

429
00:14:49,725 --> 00:14:51,525
Lexie's practically throwing
herself at Axl.

430
00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:52,926
I know. It's so sad.

431
00:14:53,028 --> 00:14:54,728
When someone's not into you,
you have to move on.

432
00:14:54,797 --> 00:14:56,263
You got to look at yourself
in the mirror and say,

433
00:14:56,332 --> 00:14:58,332
"Ricky Martin is happily married
with two kids.

434
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,833
It's not worth the stamps, Bradley."

435
00:14:59,902 --> 00:15:01,535
We got to get her away from him.

436
00:15:01,604 --> 00:15:04,538
Lexie, could I see you
in the bathroom for a...

437
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,239
[speaks gibberish]

438
00:15:08,844 --> 00:15:09,910
[Chuckles]

439
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:10,944
Okay, look!

440
00:15:11,046 --> 00:15:12,379
I am trying to help my friend here,

441
00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:15,015
who, for some reason,
finds<i> you</i> attractive,

442
00:15:15,117 --> 00:15:16,383
and you lurking around here

443
00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:18,418
isn't making anything any easier.

444
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,053
So you need to go! Now!

445
00:15:20,122 --> 00:15:21,521
[Sighs]

446
00:15:22,391 --> 00:15:23,890
Beat it. Tsst!

447
00:15:23,993 --> 00:15:27,461
Well, you heard her. Hit the bricks.

448
00:15:27,563 --> 00:15:29,712
I think she was talking to you.

449
00:15:29,781 --> 00:15:31,883
It looks that way,
but she's got a lazy eye.

450
00:15:32,368 --> 00:15:33,800
Okay, I'm gonna level with you.

451
00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:36,786
I like Lexie and Lexie likes me,
but it's a secret.

452
00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:39,122
So bottom line, I'm gonna ask you

453
00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:40,657
to do something that I would<i> never</i> do,

454
00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:43,293
but you're better than me,
so maybe you'll do it.

455
00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:44,861
I need you to leave.

456
00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:47,158
Okay.

457
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,132
Seriously?

458
00:15:49,268 --> 00:15:50,967
Wow. You really are better than me.

459
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:52,636
You guys already have a thing going on.

460
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:53,904
I don't want to mess with it.

461
00:15:53,972 --> 00:15:55,205
I get it.

462
00:15:56,308 --> 00:15:57,407
[Chuckles]

463
00:15:57,476 --> 00:16:00,343
I never thought I could love
anyone more than myself.

464
00:16:00,412 --> 00:16:03,180
You know, Lexie deserves a guy like you,

465
00:16:03,282 --> 00:16:05,348
or a guy just a little bit worse.

466
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,617
[Chuckles]

467
00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,386
[Door opens, closes]

468
00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:10,353
[Chuckling]

469
00:16:10,455 --> 00:16:11,621
[Knock on door]

470
00:16:11,723 --> 00:16:12,789
[Groans]

471
00:16:12,891 --> 00:16:13,924
[Sighs]

472
00:16:13,992 --> 00:16:15,325
Listen up, Ches... ter.

473
00:16:15,427 --> 00:16:16,426
Sean.

474
00:16:16,495 --> 00:16:18,908
Hey, Axl, I was just...

475
00:16:20,115 --> 00:16:21,949
[Sighs] Okay, uh, I know this is crazy,

476
00:16:22,051 --> 00:16:23,584
but I was on my way to Nashville
to visit a med school,

477
00:16:23,686 --> 00:16:25,018
and I realized the last time I was here,

478
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,354
I kind of choked and I didn't
really say what I wanted to say

479
00:16:27,423 --> 00:16:29,690
and I thought, "You know what,
life's too short.

480
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,959
If you have feelings for
someone, you should tell them."

481
00:16:32,027 --> 00:16:33,894
So [sighs] here I am.

482
00:16:33,996 --> 00:16:35,062
No, no, no, no, no.

483
00:16:35,164 --> 00:16:36,463
I think the last time
we were in my Winnebago,

484
00:16:36,532 --> 00:16:38,165
you were saying you weren't
looking for a relationship,

485
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:39,733
so I think you should
just stick with that.

486
00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:41,468
Um, maybe.

487
00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:42,703
Is she here?

488
00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:45,539
She is, but, uh,
she's kind of seeing someone.

489
00:16:45,641 --> 00:16:46,473
[Chuckles]

490
00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:47,730
Really?

491
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:48,765
Yeah.

492
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:49,699
Huh.

493
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,534
[Scoffs] I'm such an idiot.

494
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,037
I-I should have said something
the last time I was herebut, no.

495
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,072
Whoo! I'm a Donahue!

496
00:16:56,174 --> 00:16:57,173
Always got to do the right thing.

497
00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:58,675
Never want to ruffle any feathers.

498
00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:01,311
[Chuckles] Sorry to be
the bearer of bad news.

499
00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:03,313
No, man. I'm glad you told me.

500
00:17:03,415 --> 00:17:06,115
And the... the thing is with
med school, I am gonna be...

501
00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:07,899
Good luck with that!

502
00:17:09,788 --> 00:17:11,187
[Sighs]

503
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,528


504
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:31,040
Where did Chester go?

505
00:17:31,142 --> 00:17:32,642
Oh, he had to go to his
methadone appointment.

506
00:17:32,744 --> 00:17:34,577
- Axl, he is not a...
- [Knock on door]

507
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,846
- Whoa, I wouldn't answer that.
- Unh! It might be Chester!

508
00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:39,078
What... What if it's the bad Chester,
you know, the serial-killer one?

509
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,718
And FYI, your doorman's
not doing a very good job.

510
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,586
There's been a lot of
foot traffic tonight.

511
00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:44,620
Hi, is Lexie here?

512
00:17:44,723 --> 00:17:46,322
Oh, my God!

513
00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:48,124
Is there no other woman in the world?!

514
00:17:48,226 --> 00:17:50,026
That's it. I can't take it anymore.

515
00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:50,994
Listen up!

516
00:17:51,096 --> 00:17:52,195
Lexie and I are dating, okay?!

517
00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:54,630
She's mine! All mine! Tell the others!

518
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:55,565
What?!

519
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:56,966
Shut... up.

520
00:17:57,969 --> 00:18:01,437
I'm just gonna put your
chemistry notebook right here.

521
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,705
[Door closes]

522
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:07,710
Okay, wait, I knew that Lexie
liked Axl, but I didn't know...

523
00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:09,545
I'm so sorry. I was going to tell you,

524
00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:11,981
but Axl wanted to keep it
a secret for just a little bit.

525
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,349
So...

526
00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:16,964
my best friend and my brother...

527
00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:18,481
are dating.

528
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:20,957
[Crying]

529
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,058
I'm not upset.

530
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,760
I promise.

531
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,294
I'm not upset. I'm happy.

532
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,996
But I also want to throw up
a little bit.

533
00:18:27,098 --> 00:18:28,800
But, you know, a happy throw-up.

534
00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:30,389
Like, a good throw-up.

535
00:18:30,491 --> 00:18:32,101
[Whimpers]

536
00:18:32,203 --> 00:18:34,904


537
00:18:40,644 --> 00:18:42,143
- [Sighs]
- That's your second one.

538
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,478
That's<i> your</i> second one.

539
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,014
[Sighs] I'm sorry, but you saw it.

540
00:18:46,116 --> 00:18:48,178
He was a perfect fit for the Fergusons.

541
00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:49,238
Frankie.

542
00:18:49,263 --> 00:18:49,918
No, it's true.

543
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,512
I used to think the tragedy was that

544
00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:53,531
we didn't have Brick for
the first month of his life,

545
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:54,731
and now I'm starting to think

546
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,667
it's that we had him
for the last 14 years.

547
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:58,735
Isn't he older than that now?

548
00:18:58,803 --> 00:18:59,736
[Sighs] I don't know.

549
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,138
Add that to the list of tragedies.

550
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,806
I just feel bad for Brick

551
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,109
that he's been stuck with us
for all these years.

552
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,678
No baby books, no favorite
stuffed animals.

553
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,047
We've kept him alive.
That's all we've really done for him.

554
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,416
Maybe he would have been happier
with the Fergusons.

555
00:19:13,518 --> 00:19:15,585
Well, you don't want to start
pulling on<i> that</i> thread

556
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,188
'cause there's a good chance
we'd<i> all</i> be happier somewhere else.

557
00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:23,559


558
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:28,952
Can I just say I think Brick
rocked his confirmation?

559
00:19:29,021 --> 00:19:31,611
Yeah, you did way better than me
on the Apostles' Creed. [Chuckles]

560
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,536
Since you thought
it was about Apollo Creed,

561
00:19:33,638 --> 00:19:35,271
I'd say the bar was pretty low.

562
00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:38,341
I am so glad we are all gonna
be together in Heaven.

563
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,742
Not if I freeze your head.

564
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:42,211
Axl, do not start talking about
freezing my head again.

565
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,681
We are all gonna be in Heaven together.

566
00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:46,749
Yeah, me, Mom, Dad, Brick,
and your headless body.

567
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,384
Ohh! Axl, you know what,
I am surprised No, you know what,

568
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,423
- you are even graduating.
- If you would just accept the idea

569
00:19:50,492 --> 00:19:51,854
- You are a child! Childish, childish...
- of being a headsicle,

570
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,141
we wouldn't keep having
this conversation over and over...

571
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:53,947
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

572
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,225
See, this is why Brick would rather
live with the Fergusons.

573
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:59,391
They're probably at a classical
concert in a park right now

574
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,029
eating fancy cheese out of a basket,

575
00:20:01,131 --> 00:20:03,232
not trying to freeze
each other's body parts.

576
00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:05,614
I don't want to live with the Fergusons.

577
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:07,923
You don't?

578
00:20:08,818 --> 00:20:09,917
I've been thinking about it,

579
00:20:10,019 --> 00:20:12,519
and they're actually kind of boring.

580
00:20:12,621 --> 00:20:14,154
You guys make life interesting.

581
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,689
Besides, no great author

582
00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:17,458
ever came from a functional family.

583
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,093
You people are gonna make great
characters in my book someday.

584
00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:21,962
Okay, but if you have a famous book,

585
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:23,397
you got to pay me for my story.

586
00:20:23,499 --> 00:20:25,232
Obviously, I'm gonna be
the star of it...

587
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:27,000
"My Hero Brother and the Bodyless Dork."

588
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,101
- Mom!
- Mike.

589
00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:30,070
Axl, your sister has a head.

590
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:32,439
- Yeah, she's got a head right now.
- No, I have a head.

591
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,018
- I agree she's got a head.
- No, no, no, no, no. I have a head.

592
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,742
<i>So on Brick's confirmation day,</i>

593
00:20:35,845 --> 00:20:38,011
<i>the most important thing he confirmed</i>

594
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:41,482
<i>was that he wanted
to be with our family.</i>

595
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:43,183
<i>God knows why.</i>

596
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,022
 Well, that's our story about family 

597
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,492
 Sometimes it'll drive you up a tree 

598
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,861
 Where you'll see other
families from way up high 

599
00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:56,196
 The grass looks greener
on the other side 

600
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,598
 Well, come down from that tree 

601
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,066
 That's not safe 

602
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:01,101
 Go pull out the weeds
with your family and faith 

603
00:21:01,203 --> 00:21:04,338
 'Cause family and faith
are the best things on Earth 

604
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,107
 Even if you were switched at birth 

605
00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:09,710
 Family and faith are all we got 

606
00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:12,312
 Even if the one you got
don't seem so hot 

607
00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:13,523
 It's your family 

608
00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:14,814
 Have faith 

609
00:21:15,782 --> 00:21:22,620
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